I invite others to share their opinions with me; especially if they are in conflict with my own. Differing opinions are at the heart of
every great dissertation. I welcome differing opinions; when those opinions are articulated in a mature, literate manner.
I have had wonderful conversations with sophisticated individuals who emailed me and disagreed with these pages, or what I had to say. A
back and forth discussion of these opposing viewpoints was conducted with no mud-slinging or derogatory insults. There is nothing wrong
with agreeing to disagree.
However, when an imbecile "attacks" me for my opinions, that is another matter. If your only retort against what I have to say
is to call me names and throw silly accusations at me, you will end up in the Jackass Hall of Fame. "Opinions are like assholes.."
they say, and I like to add "..but you don't have to act like one if someone disagrees with yours".
The truth of the matter is, most that throw grade school derision my way do so in my guestbooks and leave no contact information. If you're
going to rant and rave, then stand behind your own words. If you don't have the conviction to stand by what you say, then don't
say it.
The two types of people listed above (usually its a combination of both) are what I term "jackasses"; let me introduce you to a few
of them now...
I Disagree With You, So You're a Nazi This genius left a cowardly anonymous and impossibly farcical entry in the Hilary Duff Sux Fan Mail Repository. It's a hoot, and he's a jackass.
Jackass Rant:
Name: Richard
Home Page: my ass
Date: Wed Apr 13 1:43:02 2005
Referred By: no one
Comments:
Lemme tell you something bitch, your opinion sucks, its people like you that were inlisted in the nazi army, the same kinda hate and bitterness. I can't believe you took the time to make this.
You are just mad because shes a decent celeb not like these whores who dress in skank. Your a bitch, and your website lacks; seems you have no skill in desgining either.
My Response:
Darling Richard,
What a shame that you can't express your opinion without resorting to petty name-calling and infantile insults. The "nazi army"? So everyone that disagrees with your viewpoints is a "nazi"? What are you, 12?
Since you obviously didn't take the time to read my disclaimer, you can almost be forgiven for jumping to silly and incorrect assumptions about me. I have no hate or bitterness towards Hilary Duff; I am simply stating my opinion on her as a celebrity. I have little respect for her - I never said I hated her.
I can't believe you took the time to post this entry - why would I be "mad" at Hilary Duff? I don't like her public image, and that's as far as my thoughts on her go. It's my website and I have every right to publish my opinions on it; whether you think they "suck" is not relevant. If it bothers you so much, make your own website.
I'm not surprised that you were too chickenshit to leave a valid email address. You can say my opinions suck all you want, but at least *I* have the conviction to stand by my words and claim them as my own. I don't hide by anonymity on a guestbook like you; if you really feel that strongly about it, email me or provide some kind of contact information. Be a man and stand behind your words.
Luckily for me, your childish retort speaks volumes more about your immaturity than I ever could.
Capital Letters Must Die! This girl hates capital letters more than I hate Ashlee Simpson. She didn't even know to capitalize her own name. She left a grammatically-atrocious entry in the Ashlee Simpson Sux Fan Mail for us all to laugh at. Wasn't that nice of her?
Jackass Rant:
Name: amanda
Home Page:
Date: Fri May 27 15:55:13 2005
Referred By:
Comments:
hm. seems like you hate alot of people. and how do you know if someones a poser. what just cause she sing pop rock. so who gives a shit. she dresses it. and listens to it. shes got a good edgy voice. and speaking of lip synching. take a look at britney spears who lip synchs at all of her concerts. ashlee did it maybe twice. get over it. shes wicked.
My Response:
Misguided amanda,
hm. What an embarassing little entry you left in your wake. If I were you I'd be very ashamed that anyone I know would see this. Someday, when you grow up and (hopefully) garner some halfway-decent grammar skills, writings like this will make you wish you'd never owned a computer in your tween years.
You are also, apparently, very good at math. I have a page where I talk about my disdain for six individuals, and you calculated that out to mean I must "hate a lot of people". Oh yes, six is a lot. Actually, amanda, had you taken the time to actually read most of my site (though this might have been difficult - I capitalize the appropriate words and I see how this could be confusing for you), you would have seen that I stated I do not "hate" the celebrities I bash. I do not wish them ill-will, premature baldness, or fever blisters. I simply have little to no respect for them; hate is such a strong word. I dislike them, yes. Hate them? Hardly. How can I hate someone I've never met? They don't cause me any harm - other than having to deal with their immature and illiterate fans who feel personally affronted when I insult their tween-idols.
Yes, Britney Spears lip-synchs. Your point? She's on my pages, too. And, truly, if you think frog-throated Ashlee has only ever lip-synched twice, well, I've got a nice, big golden-ish bridge I'd like to sell you.
amanda, I call Ashlee a poser because she pretends to be something she is not. Let me help you out here. A "poser" is defined as "a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not". She calls herself "punk" and she sings "pop"; the two, last time I checked, are far from being similar. I wouldn't call her a poser for singing pop-rock if she admitted to singing pop-rock, rather than pretending to be some badass punk-rocker which, we all know, she is not.
Frankly, I'm just going to end this now because anyone that rounds up their argument with "she's wicked" is far too mentally advanced for me to be knocking heads with. Your parents must be very proud.
I'm Too Illiterate to Bash You Properly This apparent grade-schooler left a guestbook entry in the Ashlee Simpson Sux Fan Mail that would make any English teacher cringe. Don't these people realize when they write bilge like this they are *asking* to be reamed?
Jackass Rant:
Name: Parker Ferguson
Home Page:
Date: Fri Jun 10 3:07:13 2005
Referred By:
Comments:
All you do in this is bitch about how much you hate her and selectivly pick things out. I'm not saying she's the greatest singer but any person can make a fucking mistake, especially on T.V. I listen to metal like Rammstein and old Mettalica, rock like Rob Zombie and Slip Knot, and others like ACDC and Guns 'n Roses, but if I had the chance, I'd still date her and more. Quite being so bichy and more objective and just maybe, I think about listening to what you hve to say.
My Response:
Dearest Parker,
Does your Mommy know that you're playing on the computer? Someone might get put to bed without supper tonight!
Perhaps all that Mettalica, Metallica, Slip Knot Slipknot, & ACDC, AC/DC you're listening to is making youbichy bitchy. I'm not the one jumping on other peoples' websites and mucking up their guestbooks with my sorry-excuse for grammar and immature opinions.
What does your point that you'd "date her and more" have to do with the price of shit in Shanghai? This is the crux of your argument? I should "be more objective" about Ashlee Simpson because Parker Ferguson would like to "date her and more"? This argument says nothing for or against the points I brought up about my personal dislike (which I am allowed to have, by the way) for Ashlee Simpson, rather only points to your highly dubious choice in women. Did you have a point to this senseless babble?
Futhermore, I could give a rat's putrid arse whether or not you listen to what I say. There's a "Back" button, a "Close" button, & a myriad of other such buttons on your browser window that I'm sure work just dandy for taking you elsewhere. If you don't like what I have to say, then leave. I don't put my opinions down for your, or anyone's, approval.
All In One Breath A child yelled at me in the Hilary Duff Sux Fan Mail Repository! I may never recover. Try not to laugh at her too much - she's obviously just a kid. No, I take it back, laugh your ass off. I was more coherent than this in the 4th-fucking grade.
Jackass Rant:
Name: Lindsey
Home Page:
Date: Fri Jul 08 16:04:21 2005
Referred By:
Comments:
WHY DO YOU WASTE YOUR TIME BAD MOUTHING HIL IT'S STUPID CHILDISH AND YOUR TELLING THE WORLD YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SIT ON YOUR BUTTS WISHING YOU WERE LIKE HER IF YOU ASK ME THEN YOUR THE THE FRAD!AND YOUR JUST DOING IT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF BY DISSING HIL!
My Response:
Lindsey Dearie,
I suppose I'm "wasting my time" bad mouthing Hilary Duff for the same reasons you are wasting yours bad mouthing me and my opinions. I'm online and I feel like it. Deal with it, kiddo; the world is not always a nice place.
It's very possible that you get into a record book with the longest, most rambling run-on sentence in the history of the world; that's quite an accomplishment. Have you ever heard of a "period", or perhaps the method of "proof-reading"? "Spellchecker"? All foreign to you, eh? I figured as much.
Then we need a little English lesson, Lindsey. "Your" and "you're" are two different words, and cannot be substituted for the other. Obviously you have never heard of the word "you're", as in "you are"? Try looking these two up, ok? Next, and this really isn't English but, human beings only have one "butt", I'm sorry. The word "butt", when referring to a person's derriere, should not be pluralized. And last but not least, if you're going to call someone a derogatory word, it might be a good idea to use a word that is, oh, I don't know, real?! "Frad"? What in the fuck is a "frad"?
Actually "dissing" Hilary Duff does not make me feel better about myself. I probably shouldn't waste my time knocking down another person, but I was bored and, in truth, pissing you little kiddies off is entirely too fun. Why all of you take it as a personal insult that I, whom you don't even know, do not like your favorite celebrity is beyond me.
Take you, for example. You have some serious issues - acting as if Hilary is your best friend and it's up to you, and you only, to defend her honor. As if no one in the world is allowed to not like her or say negative things about her. I find it incredibly ironic that you keep calling her "Hil" as if you know her personally and then go on to tell me I'm stupid and childish. Right on, there, Lindsey. Brilliant.
You Know What REALLY Sucks? Stupid People Guess what? According to this immature idiot in the Ashlee Simpson Sux Fan Mail Repository, I suck. Who knew? The most amazing thing? Apparently, because I made a page, that I rarely update, about Ashlee over six months ago - I secretly love her. There's some logic there, eh?
Jackass Rant:
Name: you suck
Home Page:
Date: Tue Aug 09 13:52:05 2005
Referred By:
Comments:
Dude, I think you suck, and maybe if you had a life, then you'd wouldnt have all this time to obsess about her. I think you secretly love her.
My Response:
Moron,
I am actually getting quite sick of you immature morons coming onto my page and making comments without taking a second more of your time to actually read my site. Had you taken the time, you would've seen that:
I'm female, and therefore not a "dude", and
The last update to the Ashlee Simpson page was in June - it's mid-August
How you can misconstrue this to mean I must "secretly love her" is beyond all logical reason. To say something so stupid, I must assume you are either very young or very ignorant - most likely both.
"All this time" - considering I originally created the page almost six months ago (in less than one hour) and recently added some crap to it (a link when I finished the Lindsey Lohan page), I hardly think that means I'm obsessed with Ashlee Simpson. The point is, I spent little to no time making this page. In fact, I was probably less time than you spent coming up with this absurd guestbook entry you left. Really - is that all you could come up with?
Listen up, kiddie, there's a whole big world out there and I'm willing to bet that the vast majority of it isn't going to be into the same things you are, nor like the same things you do. More often than not these people will have opinions that they will voice - whether you like it or not. I can guarantee you it does not mean they "secretly love" what you like nor are they "obsessed" with it as you obviously are. Seriously, grow up.
What a Fucking Loser This jackass took the time - during the biggest national disaster and crisis EVER - to send me an email defending the honor of his obsession. How fucking pathetic can you get? He says I'm "jealous" (of course) - I say he should be ashamed of himself.
Jackass Rant:
From: Michael Broadhurst <trex2m@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 3 Sep 2005 20:31:28 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: stp talking about lindsay lohan
Email:
lindsay is more successfulthen you'll ever be. personally i think your jealous. and by the way her musics pretty good.layoff!
My Response:
Moron,
Actually, I happen to be very successful - what do you do, flip burgers?
Can I ask a honest question? Why do all you immature fans think that people who dislike the stars you love are "jealous"? Could it possibly be that I just don't respect her? Did you ever think of that? Now, let's think about this - how can you be jealous of someone you don't respect? Hmm....I realize this may be a bit too deep for you - you can't even capitalize words in a sentence.
I am so far from "jealous" of Lindsay Lohan it isn't even funny. The once attractive vixen has turned into a bleached-blonde crackwhore, and I honestly feel sorry for her. Had she stuck with acting, I'd of left her alone but the "music"...come on. That's pathetic, and so is she for jumping on that absurd bandwagon.
In case you haven't noticed I am entitled to my opinion and - *gasp* - it doesn't have to match yours!! I realize this may be hard for you to accept, but not everyone is going to like the people you like...this is called "Life" and it's far from fair.
Here's an idea - how about instead of wasting your time emailing me to defend the honor of some snobby starlet whom you'll NEVER MEET, go donate some time or money to helping the victims of Hurricane Katrina and this government's bungling of the relief efforts? Even Lindsay is doing something - I'm sure she'd be proud that her fans are spending their time whining about a web page that hasn't been updated in months instead of trying to help. You sicken me.
Oh, and this is going up on the site so PLEASE feel free to respond - everyone should know what a heartless, whining, pathetic jerk and loser you are, jackass.
