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What's your name: Shanna
What do you wish your name was, instead: I wish for no other
How are you: Pissed off
Would you ever eat sushi?: I have – it’s ok
Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body?: Sure
What were you in a past life?: Good question – wish I knew -
I punch you. Quick, what do you do?: Attack you like a wild animal. I’ve never been punched, so I don’t know.
What's your favorite coffee?: None – I have no desire to drink something that tastes like burnt water.
What's your political perspective?: Politics bore me
Are you my Angel?: I guess everyone is to someone
Do you consider yourself a poet?: I’m a writer – I think it’s all part & parcel
What do you want to be when you grow up?: I don’t want to grow up – then my third eye would close up the rest of the way!
There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do?: Call the cops?
How stupid do you think you are?: Not at all – unless we’re talking about numbers; then I’m brainless (which is beyond stupid)
How stupid do other people think you are?: I don’t think they do – I’m not. Unless it’s Math and they know I’m an idiot.
Who the hell do you think you are?: Whoever I wanna be – and screw the rest of the world
Is the Wonderbra good or bad?: Pretty sweet – but the same effect can be achieved by wearing one size too small – much cheaper
What's your favorite fruit?: Hard to say – I love all fruit. I’m partial to kumquats tho’ – I could make myself sick on them
Can you feel the love tonight?: Always
On a nude beach, you would...?: Take it all off – I have no shame
Make up a story with yourself, a bridge, and a rabbit: As I came to the bridge over the small lake, a rabbit wearing full black armor stepped in front of me, “None shall pass,” says he. I tried to explain to the “Black Rabbit Knight” that I was on a quest for the Holy Grail and must pass…but he said we must fight to the death – so I cut off his arms & legs – and passed safely, clinking my coconuts together, as he screamed after me…(I’m a fan – I borrowed the idea)
What do you think about contemporary art?: I love any kind of art
Do you like being naked?: all the time
If we had proof god didn't exist, what would happen?: I didn’t know we did.
Do you enjoy cheeze whiz?: Too much
What's your position on virginity?: A thing once spent, can never be regained…
On civil unions: Could care less
On RuPaul: RuPaul is lovely – queens should aspire to be so beautiful!
On mosquito bites: I live in Louisiana and was raised in town named after the bug – they’re a part of life. But since the West Nile thing, I like them even less. They never bit me much, tho’ – they don’t like my taste.
On bad sitcoms: There are good ones??!
On Fran Drescher: I never really liked or disliked her. Ambivalent.
Are you left handed or right handed?: Right – but I hold my pen like a left-handed person.
Are you smart?: On some subjects, yes – on others, no
What's your middle name?: Denise
How many personalities do you have?: Many, many, many
How many piercings do you have?: 5 – navel – two in each ear (I’ve had more, but they’re closed up now)
What was your first word?: Something from the Dukes of Hazard my family says
Are you superstitious?: Of course
Do you read your horoscope?: No, don’t really jive with that bilge – it gives astrology a bad name.
Do you believe in that stuff?: Of course I do – but the bogus ones outweigh the real ones (which are hard to find) – and give the whole art of astrology and fortune-telling a bad rap; under these circumstances, I can’t say I’m a fan.
Can you do a cartwheel?: No, not even in dance, I sucked at them
Do you have contact lenses?: No, I have perfect vision (only one in my family)
Do you have a retainer or braces?: No, never have.
Can you drive?: Excellently – I love to drive and I’m a very good driver
Do you snore?: No, but I’ve been told I do when in a deep, drunken sleep a bit
Do you drool in your sleep?: Only for a few months after I got my tongue pierced – thankfully it stopped
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: Self-adhesive, but if I have to lick, I do
Do you keep a journal?: Yes, but not faithfully. I do nothing faithfully.
Do you like onions?: Not raw
Do you like cotton candy?: Yes
What instruments can you play?: None
Do you like to dance?: Absolutely love to – immensely
Do you like to sing?: Not around others – but I do enjoy it
Are you any good at it?: I actually used to have a lovely voice, but it’s very out of tune. My mother loved to listen to me sing in church – I was in the choir
Do you like to talk on the phone?: NO – no no no no no – only to people with whom that is the only way I communicate
Do you like where you live?: I couldn’t hate it more
Are you organized?: When I want to be – and at work
Do you sleep with socks on?: Only in the winter – hell no in the summer
Are you shy?: I can be around the right people
Do you talk to yourself?: Of course, and I answer back. I have entire conversations with myself – I’m my own best friend
Are you a morning person?: Very much so – if I don’t have to get up. On weekdays, NO – but on weekends, I willingly and purposefully wake up at 6-7 am
Are you a virgin?: Certainly not, at this age
Are you proud of that?: Yes, b/c I was 18 when I lost it, and was – and still am – completely happy with who I chose to give my innocence to
Do you believe in reincarnation?: Naturally – my tattoo says so
Do you believe in God?: Not in the regular sense of the word
Do you believe in ghosts?: of course
Do you believe in bigfoot?: unsure – but it is very possible
How old do you wish you were?: 21 or 23 – but then I can’t wait to be 30, too
What will you name your daughter?: There are a few names I like: Breyan, Jeya, Sevaun
Son?: Aaric, Ebin
Have you ever thought you were gonna die?: Every day
Where do you want to go?: nz

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